Cleaning Allie's Room Allie's room is the cargo hold spilled about an airline crash, or a fashion store after a tornado's passing. Actually, it's worse than that. The clothes aren't new off the store shelf, or freshly laundered, folded in a suitcase. They're well worn, stained, ripped with holes by a hydrophobic teen shunning soap, shampoo. Candy wrappers, pizza boxes, dinner plates seeded with fungal experiments that'd make a botanist blush green. Food crusted flatware, crunched cans half-full of flat soda. Yesterday, we discovered a world in the narrow gap between her bed and the wall. Pizza wedges topped with green fur cheese, twisted eyeglasses, broken rollerblades, desicated pet droppings, two baskets of laundry scented with cat pee musk. "I'll get around to it," she giggled. Last night, lured by claims of a promised land flowing with soured milk, rotten sandwiches, sweet, pink gum wads, an army scaled the wall. Armored soldier columns advanced upon her room under cover of darkness. "Where's Allie?" I asked this morning. We climbed stairs, knocked loudly, heard muffled cries from within Fort Garbage. We picked the lock, found her bound to the floor with a hundred strands of twine, each tacked neatly into floor tiles. A t-shirt gagged her groaning mouth. Soldier mandibles had trimmed pizza box cardboard, constructed stairs and a bridge across her squirming form. There, above young Lady Gulliver, stood the ant queen and her consorts. Her subjects cleaned the floor below. Scott Speck 08/01/1998