Armageddon I sat at a red light, gazed across neighborhoods dotted with churches. Crusaders for Jesus spat venom at Islamic fanatics on the radio, threatened retaliation for bombings half a world away, where three hundred people lay in pieces. A sober voice interrupted, silenced the debate, to report a blast in the nation's capital. Hundreds dead. Thousands wounded. National Cathedral, pews packed, blown to shrapnel during a funeral. Sirens wailed across a city shocked awake. The light turned green, but no one moved. The ground shook, summoned us from our cars. From concrete overpass swaying, we watched churches vanish into roaring, black clouds. Blood stained glass shattered, bells jangled, as steeples, bound for Middle East targets, ascended on plumes of yellow fire. Thundering stone missiles, gothic, baroque, modern, pierced the clouds. God's launch pads smoldered, burned. No church stood intact. Under cover of war with Islam, smaller spires took flight, pounded local churches long begrudged. People scrambled for cover to emergency broadcast warnings of Muslim minarets descending. Then, more news, of the "big birds," mighty cathedral steeples of Notre Dame, Cologne, Ulm, Canterbury, on course for Mecca. Scarcely a steeple had crossed Ireland's shores, where Catholics and Protestants had launched upon each other -- mutual assured destruction. Further reports, of Hindu sneak attacks on mosques in India, of gigantic mushrooms sprouting in Israel, Iraq, China... I turn now to a touch on my shoulder. An old woman weeping, balanced upon her cane, offers me a silver flask. I tip it back, feel whiskey burn my throat. The sky strobes from blue to dazzling white. Scott Speck 1998