Planet X Tombaugh found an icy fleck, uncatalogued, wandering past stars upon the plates. Champagne corks popped with his announcement -- a ninth planet, Pluto, God of Darkness enthroned in ice. New detectors, chilled cold as Pluto, resolved a moon from the eccentric orb -- Charon, ferryman across the gulf of space. Pluto and Charon danced, whirled together inside mighty Neptune's path. After Clyde's passing, astronomers questioned the iceball's status, a coup gained strength to dethrone a God. Kuiper Belt orphan, Trans-Neptunian object -- taxonomies abounded. While the count of worlds 'round other stars rose, science debated Sol's straggling child. A rift wide as Styx divided astronomers. Nine teetered near Eight, blasphemy to most. Evidence was weighed, mortals cast the vote restoring Pluto's crown. Last night before bed I spoke nine planets' names, drifted off, dreamt we found a tenth before the dawn. Scott Speck 2/6/99