The Machine A Machine lives somewhere deep inside our house. It's here, I can feel it -- invisible, inaudible, untouchable. It travels with us, translocating, house to house, when the last box is heaved inside the moving van. Its parts never wear out or break. Its power is inexhaustible, ceaseless, unflickering, even in the worst of thunderstorms. Its location is unfindable, tucked away in a pinch of space that's warped away from ours. It is apart from us, but its inscrutable mind perceives our every thought. Some higher power gifted us with this miracle Machine, advanced forever beyond what mortals might design of silicon, solder, wire. It creates a sphere of infinite protection around our humble house, an invisible field through which no force, however powerful, intelligent, or clever, could hope to penetrate and harm. It would muffle nuclear destruction to the softest sunset glow. It would crush a streaking asteroid to dust without the gentlest rooftop "bump". A thief, a cutthroat, a would-be killer, the Machine would bind, gag, and transport, complete with videotaped confession, to police HQ. At night, it lulls us to a restful sleep, and propels us, our dog, our cats, on fantastic journeys to worlds within, beyond our own. It secrets us in safety while unseen evil glides above. It cleans the air of poison, filters our water, cool and clear, before we fill a glass. I wish that you, like us, had an unseen, all-protecting friend. I'd buy you one, if I could, but I can't. I don't know when the Machine arrived, or why -- only that it's here, it's ours, and it will never, ever leave us behind. Scott Speck 02/17/2002