Vampires Put some garlic on a string a clove or two will do and place it around your neck Walk the city streets watch people dressed in polished suits cool, sharp business attire shrinking away from you as you pass Put on your sunglasses watch the world turn to grey eliminating distractions so that you can see them Pasty faced lengthened secondary cuspids dribbling black ketchup onto their shirts Don't dare walk in front of a mirror! Because then the horror will strike home. How many people do you think you'll see before that silvery panel beneath the blue sky? Answer: None... Scott Speck 1998