We Should've Walked The half hour traffic jam we were lucky enough to join two blocks from home on our four block jaunt to the supermarket wasn't as bad as the shrilly shouting two year-old at checkout who grabbed a plastic divider and swatted at our merchandise until I lined all ten items single file at the far end of the conveyor belt, an inch beyond her grasp. That's when she started screaming. Hatred comandeered her face when I smiled back and touched the groceries she couldn't reach. Yet, the real surprise came when we arrived home to unpack the necessities, followed by a box of twinkies. The first sweet golden cake -- white cream filled, neatly wrapped in cellophane, adorned with two green spots. Twinkies? Moldy? Twinkies never spoil! It violates the Laws of Physics! What's the universe coming to? Scott Speck 09/02/2001